Thursday, January 9, 2014

Cheers to the Weekend

It's Friday, fuckers. This means it's NFL Divisional weekend.

First game up is Saints and Seahawks in Seattle. Although the NOLA defense looked solid last week against Chip Kelly's Eagles, I say Hawks get the dub here. Talk about the 12th man and the noise all ya want, or all ESPN wants. Russell Wilson's offense will outscore Drew Breese's because last week was a fluke. The Saints are a dome team with a soft defensive front 7. It will be a rough day on Bourbon Street this Saturday. The boys in Vegas give WhoDat a touchdown. I say Seattle wins and covers.

Indianapolis travels to Foxboro for the night game on Saturday, to play Tommy Brady's Pats who are favored by 7. Andy Luck made all the throws one would expect from a true franchise quarterback (Lions fans I'm talking to you) in last week's comeback for the ages. Unfortunately, his team is playing against Brady and Uncle Bill in Bobby Kraft's yard. Although it will be raining, the gametime temperature is predicted to be 52 degrees. Shove that up your polar vortex. Pats 35-21.

Sunday's first game features SanFran at Carolina. Harbaugh and Kaepernick looked unstoppable last week. Though it concerns me that Cam Newton can potentially break any game loose and run wild, I liked what I saw from the 9ers defense against discount double-check and company last week, and SanFran has a dynamic playmaker of their own behind center. Jimmy Harbaugh gets another road playoff win. Look for a big game from Vernon Davis. 

Sunday night, Kenny Wisenhunt will have one foot at Mile High and the other in Detroit. Vegas spots the Bolts 9.5 here. San Diego won the last time these two met, which was in Denver. The Chargers defense looked very sharp, especially on the perimeter, against the Bengals last week. Peyton Manning ain't loosing at home. Broncos win, but put your cash on Phillip Cry Me A Rivers to make it a close one.

Looks like we're headed for a Brady Vs. Manning AFC Title Game That would leave Boomer, and every other cheesedick on the set of Sunday NFL Countdown jizzing their pants.

And to the right is some Kate Upton sideboob action to make your day better than it was before you saw Kate Upton sideboob action.










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